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( This is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. )

As much as I adore Christmas crackers, I can't help but to question the makers' fashion sense. Antlers are never an acceptable choice... unless one is a reindeer, of course.

Does anybody know of a charm to remove them?

I'm not much for sports, but even I'm ashamed of Ravenclaw's last performance in the last Quidditch match. Lose as much as you'd like, but at least do it with more... pizazz! The uniforms are disgustingly outdated, and most of your flying styles are downright brutish.

In fact, I think I'll be proposing some exciting new uniform designs posthaste! It really should have been done years ago.

[You may be familiar with Rarity's elegant yet readable cursive, and today it's stretching across the page in a ink that just slightly sparkles.]

If I could have everyone's attention, I would like to remind you that setting your housemate's cat on fire is entirely unacceptable. Opalescence is a very delicate creature, and she does not deserve to be treated so roughly! I'm well aware that she was in no danger, but it's the principle of the thing.

Bonfires are meant for celebration, not... shenanigans.

[Fellow Ravenclaws may have seen her freaking the fuck out over Opal apparently burning up until realizing the flames were harmless.]

Name: Rarity
Canon Origin/Series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
School Year: fifth
Gender: female
Age: 15
Out of school living location: Liverpool, England
Blood status: halfblood (magical parents, but her mother is muggleborn)

( I am not whining, I am complaining. )