I'm not much for sports, but even I'm ashamed of Ravenclaw's last performance in the last Quidditch match. Lose as much as you'd like, but at least do it with more... pizazz! The uniforms are disgustingly outdated, and most of your flying styles are downright brutish.

In fact, I think I'll be proposing some exciting new uniform designs posthaste! It really should have been done years ago.